The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. #quote #humor
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Yogesh Malik Twitter Updates for 2009-10-31
- Abandon the search for Truth; settle for some satisfying fantasy. #quote #
- "The beautiful part of writing is that you don't have to get it right the first time, unlike, say, a brain surgeon." -Robert Cromier #quote #
- "The ideal love affair is conducted by post."
-George Bernard Shaw #quote # - Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.
–Pablo Picasso #quote # - Make a bootable USB installer for Windows XP, Vista, 7 with WinToFlash. http://ow.ly/xRy0 #
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ~Charles Schulz #quote #humor #
- In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
-Carl Sagan #quote # - "Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it." — Alex Schure #quote #time #
- Russia Becomes the World's Taxicab to Space, Uses Its Fleet of Rockets to Ferry Tourists and Satellites into Orbit. #space http://ow.ly/xZQg #
- "Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one." — Bill Gates, of Microsoft #quote #
- Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy. -Spike Milligan #quote #
- @Naina Dial 4005000, DLF cyber city in reply to Naina #
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@Naina Dial 4005000, DLF cyber city
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Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy. -Spike Milligan #quote
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“Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.” — Bill Gates, of Microsoft #quote
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Russia Becomes the World’s Taxicab to Space, Uses Its Fleet of Rockets to Ferry Tourists and Satellites into Orbit. #space http://ow.ly/xZQg
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In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
-Carl Sagan #quote -
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ~Charles Schulz #quote #humor
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Make a bootable USB installer for Windows XP, Vista, 7 with WinToFlash. http://ow.ly/xRy0
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Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.
–Pablo Picasso #quote -
“The ideal love affair is conducted by post.”
-George Bernard Shaw #quote -
“The beautiful part of writing is that you don’t have to get it right the first time, unlike, say, a brain surgeon.” -Robert Cromier #quote
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Abandon the search for Truth; settle for some satisfying fantasy. #quote
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Yogesh Malik Twitter Updates for 2009-10-30
- The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind. ~William Blake #quote #
- Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations. ~Faith Baldwin #quote #
- “Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.”
-Brendan Gill #quote # - Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards. -Robert Heinlein #quote #writing #
- God gave us two eyes and ten fingers so hat we can type five times as much as we
read.
-Shlomi Fish #quote #humor # - "I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to prove they have a sense of humor." -William E. Simon #quote #
- "Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one." — Bill Gates, of Microsoft #quote #
- CyberPsychology & Behavior,Continuous Student Ratings with Web 2.0 Application Twitter. http://ow.ly/xtx1 #
- Ubuntu Karmic Koala 9.10 released http://www.ubuntu.com #
- Awesome real estate search. More, more, more real estate in Google Map.
http://ow.ly/xtJC # - Awesome real estate engine at Google map. View of properties for the Zip Code 90210 http://ow.ly/xtKd #
- Google Apps scores in LA City Counsil, Funding is indirectly coming from an unlikely source: Microsoft . http://ow.ly/xu4e #
- Did Schwarzenegger drop 4-letter bomb in veto? http://ow.ly/xucN #
- A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. #quote #funny #
- 100 Incredible Open Courses for the Ultimate Tech Geek http://bit.ly/ [ via @dollars5 ] #
- Windows 7 app turns laptop into Wi-Fi access point. http://ow.ly/xAwg. I am waiting for the security patch. OR next update. #
- make your twitterbook at http://ow.ly/xtvN , save all your tweets in PDF or XML #
- "I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance – waiting to get into the bathroom." -Bob Hope #quote #funny #
- "Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as it nothing had happened." -WC #quote #
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“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as it nothing had happened.” -WC #quote
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“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance – waiting to get into the bathroom.” -Bob Hope #quote #funny
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make your twitterbook at http://ow.ly/xtvN , save all your tweets in PDF or XML
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Windows 7 app turns laptop into Wi-Fi access point. http://ow.ly/xAwg. I am waiting for the security patch. OR next update.
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100 Incredible Open Courses for the Ultimate Tech Geek http://bit.ly/ [ via @dollars5 ]
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A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. #quote #funny
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Did Schwarzenegger drop 4-letter bomb in veto? http://ow.ly/xucN
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Google Apps scores in LA City Counsil, Funding is indirectly coming from an unlikely source: Microsoft . http://ow.ly/xu4e
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Awesome real estate engine at Google map. View of properties for the Zip Code 90210 http://ow.ly/xtKd
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Awesome real estate search. More, more, more real estate in Google Map.
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Ubuntu Karmic Koala 9.10 released http://www.ubuntu.com
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CyberPsychology & Behavior,Continuous Student Ratings with Web 2.0 Application Twitter. http://ow.ly/xtx1
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“Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.” — Bill Gates, of Microsoft #quote
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“I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to prove they have a sense of humor.” -William E. Simon #quote
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God gave us two eyes and ten fingers so hat we can type five times as much as we
read.
-Shlomi Fish #quote #humor -
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards. -Robert Heinlein #quote #writing
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“Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.”
-Brendan Gill #quote -
Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations. ~Faith Baldwin #quote
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The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind. ~William Blake #quote
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Yogesh Malik Twitter Updates for 2009-10-29
- In the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice; then he made
school boards.
— Mark Twain #quote # - "A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg."
-Samuel Butler #quote # - Review: Ubuntu 9.10 v Windows 7. http://ow.ly/xe62 #
- 5 New Technologies That Will Change Everything – http://shar.es/1Kd4K #
- New Technologies to support learning. http://ow.ly/xe7v #learning #
- Ubuntu 9.10 – aka Karmic Koala , official release today, http://ow.ly/xfqU #
- Security-Enhanced Linux and National Security Agency. http://ow.ly/xfxx #linux #security #nsa #
- Simple, Fast and Elegant CRM. http://ow.ly/xfs3 #
- Robot armies will explore alien worlds. http://ow.ly/xfqW #alien #robot #
- Now this is something great !! Cars passing by would generate energy to illuminate the bridge by night. http://ow.ly/xgw9 #invention #
- 10 easy steps to secure your Linux machine. http://ow.ly/xgCZ #
- iPhone killer at last, Android 2.0, http://ow.ly/xgWu #
- It may not matter how many universes exist – just how many a single observer can tell apart. http://ow.ly/xgYu #quote #
- Opportunity knocks many times, but some people are lazy enough to pick up the remote control and open the door. #quote #funny #
- Google is dangerously good. Google Should Make Apple Beg for Maps Navigation. http://ow.ly/xjxb #
- Google's Android, The iPhone Killer. http://ow.ly/xjA3 #
- Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man. But they don't bite everybody. ~Stanislaw Lec, Unkempt Thoughts #quote #
- Few minds wear out; more rust out. ~Christian N. Bovee #quote #
- What luck for rulers, that men do not think. ~Adolph Hitler #quote #
- Nothing is as old as today's newspaper, after one month on twitter, http://twitter.com/yogeshmalik #
- @manishmo correct,being a regular i buy one audio book CD per month to beat that,terrific way to learn things which otherwise you would not. in reply to manishmo #
- “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” from Arthur C. Clarke’ to Google's Eric Schmidt. http://ow.ly/xkyX #
- Meet the TEDIndia 2009 Fellows! http://ow.ly/xlas #
- Currently Upgrading my home PC to ubuntu 9.10, released today,http://ow.ly/xloy. #
- This guy is so poor that he unplugs the battery off the clock , just before the bedtime. #quote #
- In the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice; then he made
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This guy is so poor that he unplugs the battery off the clock , just before the bedtime. #quote
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Currently Upgrading my home PC to ubuntu 9.10, released today,http://ow.ly/xloy.
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Meet the TEDIndia 2009 Fellows! http://ow.ly/xlas
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“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” from Arthur C. Clarke’ to Google’s Eric Schmidt. http://ow.ly/xkyX
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@manishmo correct,being a regular i buy one audio book CD per month to beat that,terrific way to learn things which otherwise you would not.
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Nothing is as old as today’s newspaper, after one month on twitter, http://twitter.com/yogeshmalik
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What luck for rulers, that men do not think. ~Adolph Hitler #quote
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Few minds wear out; more rust out. ~Christian N. Bovee #quote
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Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man. But they don’t bite everybody. ~Stanislaw Lec, Unkempt Thoughts #quote
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Google’s Android, The iPhone Killer. http://ow.ly/xjA3
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Google is dangerously good. Google Should Make Apple Beg for Maps Navigation. http://ow.ly/xjxb
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Opportunity knocks many times, but some people are lazy enough to pick up the remote control and open the door. #quote #funny
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It may not matter how many universes exist – just how many a single observer can tell apart. http://ow.ly/xgYu #quote
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iPhone killer at last, Android 2.0, http://ow.ly/xgWu
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10 easy steps to secure your Linux machine. http://ow.ly/xgCZ
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Now this is something great !! Cars passing by would generate energy to illuminate the bridge by night. http://ow.ly/xgw9 #invention
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Robot armies will explore alien worlds. http://ow.ly/xfqW #alien #robot
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Simple, Fast and Elegant CRM. http://ow.ly/xfs3
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Security-Enhanced Linux and National Security Agency. http://ow.ly/xfxx #linux #security #nsa
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Ubuntu 9.10 – aka Karmic Koala , official release today, http://ow.ly/xfqU
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yogeshmalik
New Technologies to support learning. http://ow.ly/xe7v #learning
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yogeshmalik
5 New Technologies That Will Change Everything – http://shar.es/1Kd4K
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yogeshmalik
Review: Ubuntu 9.10 v Windows 7. http://ow.ly/xe62
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“A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.”
-Samuel Butler #quote -
yogeshmalik
In the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice; then he made
school boards.
— Mark Twain #quote -
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“It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.”
-Arthur C. Clarke #quote -
yogeshmalik
“(God) is my favorite fictional character.” – Homer Simpson
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Not a single one of your ancestors died young. They all copulated at least once.
-Richard Dawkins #quote -
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Review: Ubuntu 9.10 v Windows 7. http://ow.ly/wUZ8
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Yogesh Malik Twitter Updates for 2009-10-29
- Are you somebody who breaks things to find out what it is? You are welcome. #
- Review: Ubuntu 9.10 v Windows 7. http://ow.ly/wUWq #
- 24 hours with Ubuntu, BBC's article ,http://ow.ly/wUXu #
- Why ubuntu is the best OS? http://bit.ly/1n2uVP #
- Why Windows7? Why not UBUNTU? IBM and Ubuntu roll Linux for U.S desktops vs Windows 7. http://ow.ly/wUXZ #
- Twitter gets you fired in 140 characters or less. http://ow.ly/wVqX #
- In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
-Carl Sagan #quote # - Without the rocks, the stream would lose its song. #quote #
- "When ideas fail, words come in very handy."
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (in "Faust") #quote # - The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.
-Carl Sagan #quote # - Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion.
-Thomas Browne #quote # - The study of Nature is intercourse with the Highest Mind. You should never trifle with Nature.
-Louis Agassiz #quote #nature # - The fearless are merely fearless. People who act in spite of their fear are truly brave. #quote #
- "Predicting the future is easy. It's trying to figure out what's going on now that's hard."
-Fritz Dressler #quote # - Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
— Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" #quote #
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Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits.
— Mark Twain, “Pudd’nhead Wilson’s Calendar” #quote -
yogeshmalik
“Predicting the future is easy. It’s trying to figure out what’s going on now that’s hard.”
-Fritz Dressler #quote -
yogeshmalik
The fearless are merely fearless. People who act in spite of their fear are truly brave. #quote
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The study of Nature is intercourse with the Highest Mind. You should never trifle with Nature.
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Yogesh Malik Twitter Updates for 2009-10-28
- Are you somebody who breaks things to find out what it is? You are welcome. #
- Review: Ubuntu 9.10 v Windows 7. http://ow.ly/wUWq #
- 24 hours with Ubuntu, BBC's article ,http://ow.ly/wUXu #
- Why ubuntu is the best OS? http://bit.ly/1n2uVP #
- Why Windows7? Why not UBUNTU? IBM and Ubuntu roll Linux for U.S desktops vs Windows 7. http://ow.ly/wUXZ #
- Twitter gets you fired in 140 characters or less. http://ow.ly/wVqX #
- In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
-Carl Sagan #quote # - Without the rocks, the stream would lose its song. #quote #
- "When ideas fail, words come in very handy."
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (in "Faust") #quote # - The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.
-Carl Sagan #quote # - Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion.
-Thomas Browne #quote # - The study of Nature is intercourse with the Highest Mind. You should never trifle with Nature.
-Louis Agassiz #quote #nature # - The fearless are merely fearless. People who act in spite of their fear are truly brave. #quote #
- "Predicting the future is easy. It's trying to figure out what's going on now that's hard."
-Fritz Dressler #quote # - Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
— Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" #quote #
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yogeshmalik
Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion.
-Thomas Browne #quote -
yogeshmalik
The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.
-Carl Sagan #quote -
yogeshmalik
“When ideas fail, words come in very handy.”
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (in “Faust”) #quote -
yogeshmalik
Without the rocks, the stream would lose its song. #quote
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yogeshmalik
In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
-Carl Sagan #quote -
yogeshmalik
Twitter gets you fired in 140 characters or less. http://ow.ly/wVqX
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yogeshmalik
Why Windows7? Why not UBUNTU? IBM and Ubuntu roll Linux for U.S desktops vs Windows 7. http://ow.ly/wUXZ
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yogeshmalik
Why ubuntu is the best OS? http://bit.ly/1n2uVP
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yogeshmalik
24 hours with Ubuntu, BBC’s article ,http://ow.ly/wUXu
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yogeshmalik
Review: Ubuntu 9.10 v Windows 7. http://ow.ly/wUWq
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yogeshmalik
Are you somebody who breaks things to find out what it is? You are welcome.
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yogeshmalik
Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.
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Yogesh Malik Twitter Updates for 2009-10-27
- Technorati: If you blog, you have to tweet. http://ow.ly/wFi6 #
- Web addresses in Arabic, Korean, Japanese, Greek, Hindi and Cyrillic. http://ow.ly/wF87 #
- "Tradition is what you resort to when you don’t have time to do it right."
-Kurt H. Adler #quote # - "The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender."
-Vince Lombardi #quote # - Google searches 3G prospects in India. http://ow.ly/wHG7 #
- White House goes open source with Drupal. http://ow.ly/wG3X #
- Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.
-Rita Mae Brown #quote #
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White House goes open source with Drupal. http://ow.ly/wG3X
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Google searches 3G prospects in India. http://ow.ly/wHG7
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“The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.”
-Vince Lombardi #quote -
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“Tradition is what you resort to when you don’t have time to do it right.”
-Kurt H. Adler #quote -
yogeshmalik
Web addresses in Arabic, Korean, Japanese, Greek, Hindi and Cyrillic. http://ow.ly/wF87
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yogeshmalik
Technorati: If you blog, you have to tweet. http://ow.ly/wFi6
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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way. #quote
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Yogesh Malik Twitter Updates for 2009-10-26
- Books are like a mirror. If an ass looks in, you can't expect an angel to look out. -B C Forbes #quote #books #
- Very Bad, Windows 7 Compatibility Issues Remain. http://ow.ly/wsOk #
- 24 hours with Ubuntu, BBC's article ,http://ow.ly/wsWq #
- Passion is universal humanity. Without it religion, history, romance and art would be useless.
-Honoré de Balzac #quote # - This is how i save my tweets, http://ow.ly/wsXF #
- A top-level city needs a top level domain. http://ow.ly/wu8W #
- Google gives hints about Chrome OS, http://ow.ly/wue6 #
- I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
-George Burns #quote # - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Milan Kundera #quote # - average broadband user: 11.4Gbps per month, http://ow.ly/wuD5 #
- Workers on Twitter, Facebook cost businesses $2.3 Million a year. http://ow.ly/wvmI , what's next how much free coffee is costing? #
- If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. #quote #
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yogeshmalik
Workers on Twitter, Facebook cost businesses $2.3 Million a year. http://ow.ly/wvmI , what’s next how much free coffee is costing?
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yogeshmalik
average broadband user: 11.4Gbps per month, http://ow.ly/wuD5
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yogeshmalik
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Milan Kundera #quote -
yogeshmalik
I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
-George Burns #quote -
yogeshmalik
Google gives hints about Chrome OS, http://ow.ly/wue6
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yogeshmalik
A top-level city needs a top level domain. http://ow.ly/wu8W
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yogeshmalik
This is how i save my tweets, http://ow.ly/wsXF
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yogeshmalik
Passion is universal humanity. Without it religion, history, romance and art would be useless.
-Honoré de Balzac #quote