What did one flea say to the other flea? Shall we walk or take the dog? #humor
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Yogesh Malik Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-21
- Japan's average Internet speed is 61mbps http://ow.ly/1h04W #
- Social media is a platform to help people (not sell things). via @sanderssays <– but don't refuse a sale. #
- We like this new marketplace much better. In fact, we are creating it. #SocialMedia #
- Don't worry, you can still make money. That is, as long as it's not the only thing on your mind. #SocialMedia #
- Intel Cloud Builder Guide on how to create a private cloud with Ubuntu – http://bit.ly/a3Iu9D RT @swardley CloudComputing #
- IPv6 Myth #%%34
- 35%% networking provides service/location separation http://ow.ly/1l9d1 #
- Myth #%%4243%% IPv6 will simplify multihoming http://ow.ly/1l9fb #
- Myth #%%5051%% IPv6 will reduce IP routing tables and BGP problems http://ow.ly/1l9gU #
- Myth #%%5859%% IPv6 has better Quality of Service (QoS) http://ow.ly/1l9iM #
- Myth #%%66
- Myth #%%7475%% IPv6 has better security http://ow.ly/1l9kt #
- Facebook Sets up Office in India http://ow.ly/1l7LT #India #Hydrabad #
- Dotcom web address celebrates silver anniversary http://ow.ly/1l7MZ #
- Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. #OscarWilde #Quote #
- RT @sapientnitro: Our Autotrader iPhone App is #%%104
- 105%% in the @iTunes Apps Lifestyle category. #sapientnitro http://twitpic.com/18r5sl #
- Intel introduces low cost $125 SSD drive http://ow.ly/1mSyE #Intel #SSD #
- Forbidden Fruit: Microsoft Workers Hide Their iPhones http://ow.ly/1lqXP #
- 60% of virtual servers less secure than physical machines, Gartner says http://ow.ly/1lqZs #Security #
- I've learned more by not following bad examples than by following good examples [ via @paulocoelho ] #
- The beard-second is defined as the length an average beard grows in one second. #Humor #
- Google's Android Market Push Threatens BlackBerry and iPhone http://ow.ly/1nmP4 #Android #iPhone #BlackBerry #
- Your Next Online Friend or Follower Could be a Federal Agent
http://ow.ly/1nmVr # - Nimsoft offers “unified monitoring” that can monitor and benchmark data center environments as well as Google (cont) http://tl.gd/hislc #
- Realized that Science and Maths does not help in playing Snakes and Ladders with a 6yo kid. #
- Buddha's Equation :: Suffering = pain x resistance #Quote #Wisdom #YM #
- Turing Test: If you cannot tell whether you are dealing with a machine or a human,the machine is said to have passed the test #Future #
- I can easily make a machine to think like human, but i just don't know how to put stupidity in it. #Humor #YM #
- Lack of research in Artificial Stupidity is the reason why today's robots don't behave like human beings. #Quote #humor #YM #
- Monitor and benchmark data center, Rackspace Cloud, Amazon Web Services and EC2, Salesforce.com & Google Apps with #NimSoft #
- Still want a little more of Google, Now Google TV http://ow.ly/1nMZQ #GoogleTV #
- How to move the brain with a Japanese line drawing http://ow.ly/1nNvI #Brain #Japan #
- Web Application Performance: One second delay can cost you millions. http://ow.ly/1nOr8 #
- Hello People, Leave MS Exchange, Lotus, Blackberry, Join Google. It is easy Now. http://ow.ly/1nQef #
- Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. #quote #Wisdom -Lippmann #
- If an End-User is calling Help-Desk, It’s Already Too Late for the IT Team. #ITManagement #
- Nexus One is a powerful device that belongs on a powerful network. http://ow.ly/1nN4l #
- Scorecard for Mobile Advertising Reach and Targeting (S.M.A.R.T.)™ http://ow.ly/1nNe5 #
- Are you good with computers, time to hack Cars from remotely? http://ow.ly/1nNJ7 #Security #
- Paper Calculator http://ow.ly/1nJcC #Environment #PaperTaskForce #
- GM to Use Augmented Reality Tech for Safer Driving http://ow.ly/1oaCw #Safety #Automobile #AugmentedReality #
- Rubiks cube for the blinds http://ow.ly/1oaBF #Innovation #
- Now is the time integrate social networking into enterprise applications. http://ow.ly/1orhl #
- Work-related conversations can be triggered inside CRM, ERP, SCM, HRM, Intranets. http://ow.ly/1orjk #qontext #
- "Steal It" and Other Internal YouTube Emails from Viacom's Copyright Suit http://ow.ly/1orW4 #
- Forrester Research Report Shows How Far Digital Media Still Needs to Go 2009-1014 http://ow.ly/1osLn #DigitalMedia #
- Forrester Research Report Shows How Far Digital Media Still Needs to Go 2009-1014 http://ow.ly/1osNj #DigitalMedia #
- Pornographers And PETA Competing For Control Of Sex.com http://ow.ly/1otJp #PETA #
- Sex.com Creditors Say Domain's Too Hot For Auction Sale, The opening bid: $1 million http://ow.ly/1otMF #
- Logic will get you from A to B, imagination will take you everywhere. – Albert Einstein @2020_Innovation #
- Realized that one can write nothing worth unless one constantly struggles with one's own personality. #Quote #Wisdom #YM #
- Are People the Forgotten Part of ITIL? http://ow.ly/1orYW #ITIL #
- Funny: Havas worldwide chief: "Social media is inherently a more negative than a positive medium." http://bit.ly/aErQdD @sapientnitro #
- Smart IBM Software Could Rescue You From Dumb Call Center Hell http://ow.ly/1otFL #
- Toolset for communication, content sharing and collaboration embedded inside common business applications. http://ow.ly/1orkx #qontext #
- We are the stories we tell ourselves http://ow.ly/1osWt #ShekharKapur #StoryTelling #Creativity #
- Convention is the refuge of the unimaginative. #innovation #creativity RT @SmartStorming #
- Most people think of history as a product, forgetting that they are also creating history for the next generation. #Wisdom #YM #
- Medical devices often produce a bigger #placebo effect than a pill because expectations for a cure are higher. http://ow.ly/1nfPa #
- You can't fake Social, but you can accelerate the inevitable. #Quote #SocialMedia #
- Language ought to be the joint creation of poets and manual workers. -GeorgeOrwell #Quotes #Wisdom #
- Web Application Performance: One second delay can cost you millions. http://ow.ly/1orNq #
- Work-related conversations can be triggered inside CRM, ERP, SCM, HRM, Intranets. http://ow.ly/1otPm #qontext #
- Sex.com Creditors Say Domain's Too Hot For Auction Sale, The opening bid: $1 million http://ow.ly/1otLI #
- Next big thing after braille, Intel Reader. http://ow.ly/JKiR. #intel #braille #innovation #
- Advertisers should fear Twitter and Facebook more than regulators http://ow.ly/1oyug #Media #Advertising #
- "Digital content, like water, will always find a path to freedom. You lock it down, someone else will open it up." @NiemanLab #
- Donkeypower: engineering unit is defined as 250 watts—about a third of a horsepower. http://ow.ly/1ngYK #humor #
- Ncomputing's Chip Brings Windows Applications to TVs http://ow.ly/1oNbj #
- A leader is a dealer in hope. #NapoleonBonaparte #Wisdom #Quote #
- Reduce IT costs and boost employee productivity with remote worker initiatives
http://ow.ly/1oP3S #CIO # - Social CRM: The New Rules of Relationship Management http://ow.ly/1oPkY #SocialCRM #
- Online Color Blind Test http://ow.ly/1oPMN #Health #ColorBlind #
- In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. -GeorgeOrwell #Quote #Wisdom #
- Terribly exciting 3D printer to print impossible building/structure in 3D print 6 by 6 by 1m. http://ow.ly/1hUPH #
- how to recognize a linchpin? http://ow.ly/1orO6 #SethGodin #linchpin #
- The Transformative Power of Personal Projects. http://ow.ly/1orYi #Awesomeness #creative #
- The future of work is flat http://ow.ly/1oP4M Where will your future talent come from? #
- Everything about E-mail http://ow.ly/1gx8i #
- True Fact: More people are killed worldwide by donkeys each year than are killed in plane crashes. Via @2020_Innovation #
- Practical Tips in Creating an Actionable Business Intelligence System http://ow.ly/1p2zF @dougbachelor #
- World's first Open Source Restaurant, take the recipes home. http://ow.ly/1p2GL #OpenSource #Restaurant #
- Non-negotiable 22% maintenance fees, no wonder #Oracle is "The Don" and untouchable. http://ow.ly/1p2GR #ERP #SAP #
- The Difference Between God and Larry Ellison: *God Doesn't Think He's Larry Ellison http://ow.ly/1p2HF #Oracle #
67%% IPv6 is required for mobility http://ow.ly/1l9lX #
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The Difference Between God and Larry Ellison: *God Doesn’t Think He’s Larry Ellison http://ow.ly/1p2HF #Oracle
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Non-negotiable 22% maintenance fees, no wonder #Oracle is “The Don” and untouchable. http://ow.ly/1p2GR #ERP #SAP
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yogeshmalik
World’s first Open Source Restaurant, take the recipes home. http://ow.ly/1p2GL #OpenSource #Restaurant
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Practical Tips in Creating an Actionable Business Intelligence System http://ow.ly/1p2zF @dougbachelor
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True Fact: More people are killed worldwide by donkeys each year than are killed in plane crashes. Via @2020_Innovation
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Everything about E-mail http://ow.ly/1gx8i
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Yogesh Malik Twitter Updates for 2010-03-21
- In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. -GeorgeOrwell #Quote #Wisdom #
- Terribly exciting 3D printer to print impossible building/structure in 3D print 6 by 6 by 1m. http://ow.ly/1hUPH #
- how to recognize a linchpin? http://ow.ly/1orO6 #SethGodin #linchpin #
- The Transformative Power of Personal Projects. http://ow.ly/1orYi #Awesomeness #creative #
- The future of work is flat http://ow.ly/1oP4M Where will your future talent come from? #
- Everything about E-mail http://ow.ly/1gx8i #
- True Fact: More people are killed worldwide by donkeys each year than are killed in plane crashes. Via @2020_Innovation #
- Practical Tips in Creating an Actionable Business Intelligence System http://ow.ly/1p2zF @dougbachelor #
- World's first Open Source Restaurant, take the recipes home. http://ow.ly/1p2GL #OpenSource #Restaurant #
- Non-negotiable 22% maintenance fees, no wonder #Oracle is "The Don" and untouchable. http://ow.ly/1p2GR #ERP #SAP #
- The Difference Between God and Larry Ellison: *God Doesn't Think He's Larry Ellison http://ow.ly/1p2HF #Oracle #
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yogeshmalik
The future of work is flat http://ow.ly/1oP4M Where will your future talent come from?
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yogeshmalik
The Transformative Power of Personal Projects. http://ow.ly/1orYi #Awesomeness #creative
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yogeshmalik
how to recognize a linchpin? http://ow.ly/1orO6 #SethGodin #linchpin
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yogeshmalik
Terribly exciting 3D printer to print impossible building/structure in 3D print 6 by 6 by 1m. http://ow.ly/1hUPH
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yogeshmalik
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. -GeorgeOrwell #Quote #Wisdom