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• “Heaven goes by favor. If it w… "Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." - Mark Twain #quote #wisdom #funny
• “Heaven goes by favor. If it w… "Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." - Mark Twain #quote #wisdom #funny
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• “Culture is, roughly, anything… "Culture is, roughly, anything we do that monkeys don't." -Lord Raglan #quote #humor #funny
• “I grew up with six brothers. … "I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom." -Bob Hope #quote #funny
• Teach a parrot the terms “supp… Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist. -Thomas Carlyle #quote #funny #wisdom
• Sad situation if the wrapper w… Sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat wrapped inside it. What r u wearing today? -Einstein #quote #funny #wisdom
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• No one will notice you until … No one will notice you until you make a mistake. #Quote #Wisdom #Funny
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• When a thing is funny, search … When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. --George Bernard Shaw, writer, Nobel laureate #Quote
• Opportunity knocks many times,… Opportunity knocks many times, but some people are lazy enough to pick up the remote control and open the door. #quote #funny
• Always listen to experts. They… Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it. -Robert Heinlein #quote #wisdom #funny
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• When the mind is thinking, it … When the mind is thinking, it is talking to itself -Plato #quote
• When the mind is thinking, it … When the mind is thinking, it is talking to itself -Plato #quote