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• “Heaven goes by favor. If it w… "Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." - Mark Twain #quote #wisdom #funny
• “Heaven goes by favor. If it w… "Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." - Mark Twain #quote #wisdom #funny
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